Please Humour Us

Board!!!

2007-04-26T07:35:00.000-07:00

Q: Kishor wants to give a run on the board. But none of the boards are free. Suggest a solution.

Ans: Ask him to do nothing. Soon he'll get bo(a)r(e)d. Then he can use that board to run his programme.

--Raj

Server?

2006-03-14T05:00:00.000-08:00

VP rushes to Sandeep...

VP: Sandy, my Samba server is not working.

Sandeep: That's alright. Use the Kalia server !!

-Jitha

Harshu and Tarzan

2006-02-19T05:14:00.000-08:00

On our return trip from Angana Country Inn,
Raj taps me and says, "What did Harsh (Harsh Jain) say to Tarzan?"
After thinking for sometime, I gave up.
Raj replies, "You Tarzan, me Jane !!" .

This one cracked me up !!

-Jitha

Opportunity

2006-02-19T05:12:00.000-08:00

While discussing SWOT analysis of audio team in the meeting, there happened to
be a title named "Opportunities".
At this someone in the meeting asked, "What is Opportunities?"
I couldn't stop myself from saying "Opportunity is something that knocks only once !!"

-Jitha

Elevator!

2006-01-20T23:16:00.000-08:00

This happnened while returning from Reshma's treat at Ebony. We had taken the service elevator on the way up and were now going down on the main one. Someone raised this point. On hearing this Ashok comes up with this one:
'If the service lift takes you up, then the return lift should bring you down'

Breakpoint!

2006-01-11T07:06:00.000-08:00

Teju was giving the talk on API V3 last week. The discussion started at five in the evening. People were generally cribbing about the fact that this was the time for a good game of TT at the Breakpoint. Well...no one could at least complain of not being at the breakpoint. Why? Coz when Teju switches on the projector and the C file is displayed on the screen the control is on a breakpoint!!!

-Raj

Loony Tunes

2006-01-09T05:29:00.000-08:00

This happened the same night, while we were on our way back from dinner.
Ameya, all of a sudden goes nuts and starts howling. I ask him what was wrong with him. He replies that he's a warewolf...and it's a cloudless night. I point out that it's a half moon night, so instead of the ware-wolf it should be a 'where-wolf?'.
Hmmmm....Sad right?

-Raj

Pun intended

2006-01-09T05:09:00.000-08:00

This happened one night at the dinner table. Ameya and I were discussing the sad plight of Indian Airlines. The food, the service...and of course the air-hostesses. Someone passed a comment that those on the Indian Airlines were aunties. Someone else retorted saying that 'Grannnies' was a more suitable word. Then suddenly the talk shifted to the fact that Indian Airlines had undergone a major makeover, the name-change, new colours and all.
Well...one thing that we all desperately hope is that the planes are totally revamped !!!

-Raj

Another Bar Joke

2006-01-05T05:59:00.000-08:00

This one is by Jitha

A man walks into a bar and says 'Ouch!'

-Raj

DevAnand

2005-12-14T01:25:00.001-08:00

At lunch today we were discussing about some new movies coming up.
Ameya mentioned Mr. Prime minister by Dev Anand.
At this Ashok recalled some of the nice movies done by Dev Anand before.
He said the Jewel Thief was very good and so was the movie Guide.

Raj asks - "Is Guide a book by R.K. Narayan?"
Ashok - "No. It is a guide, not a novel."

-Jitha

Hungry kya

2005-12-13T06:07:00.000-08:00

Omkiran and Siddharth Verma are sitting next to each other and Omkiran says "I am hungry". Sid replies, "And I am Bulgaria".

-Tejaswi (courtesy Malavika)

Issues Galore!

2005-12-13T05:41:00.000-08:00

This one happened today evening. Sumanth comes over to Jaggy's cube with saying he had another issue.
Jaggy: How is it that you always come to me for issues?
Well...maybe Jaggy could keep a box of tissues in his cube. Then Sumanth could come over for both issues and tissues.

-Raj

Death by Chocolate

2005-12-13T05:34:00.000-08:00

This happened just before lunch today. Jitha was trying his best to get Ameet and Harsh to get off their work and go for lunch. Ameet takes the opportunity to treat Jitha as a waiter and actually orders for something like a naan and some sabji. Harsh follows up with his own order: "Death by Chocolate!". Exasperated as he is, Jitha still finds his touch to squeeze in a gem.
Jitha: Alright, I'll change my name to 'Chocolate' and kill you! Then you'll get your death by chocolate.

-Raj

CD or AB

2005-12-09T19:26:00.000-08:00

From my cube I saw TCR hold a CD cover in VP's cube. So I rushed in there to see which movie it was. There it was some notes kept in a cover which looked like a CD cover.
So VP said it was not CD but it was a AB.
I asked him why AB.
He said as those notes had "text" and as text starts from AB it is AB.
Finally I corrected him saying text need not start from AB but surely the english alphabets' series starts from AB.

Basically we can conclude on one thing that our VP has the eligibility to join our elite group and be given access to share his talent with us.

-Tejaswi

Cricket

2005-12-09T06:19:00.000-08:00

This one is a gem from mayank....

He says this about the inclusion of Ranjith into his team.

"Woh run banayega aur hum jeeth jaayenge.... isiliye Ranjith"
Puneet was about to kill himself after this !!

-Jitha

Airlines

2005-12-08T07:51:00.000-08:00

Teju told me that the Indian Airlines was renamed to Indian.
We were contemplating how weird it would be using the name.
Raj mentioned that even Swiss airways had it !!

The bad PJ starts now:
If you are flying in some airlines and the swiss one is flying next to you,
you would be sleeping next to the swiss (given that you are sleeping in ur airlines of course)

-Jitha