Please Humour Us

This happnened while returning from Reshma's treat at Ebony. We had taken the service elevator on the way up and were now going down on the main one. Someone raised this point. On hearing this Ashok comes up with this one:
'If the service lift takes you up, then the return lift should bring you down'

Teju was giving the talk on API V3 last week. The discussion started at five in the evening. People were generally cribbing about the fact that this was the time for a good game of TT at the Breakpoint. Well...no one could at least complain of not being at the breakpoint. Why? Coz when Teju switches on the projector and the C file is displayed on the screen the control is on a breakpoint!!!

-Raj

This happened the same night, while we were on our way back from dinner.
Ameya, all of a sudden goes nuts and starts howling. I ask him what was wrong with him. He replies that he's a warewolf...and it's a cloudless night. I point out that it's a half moon night, so instead of the ware-wolf it should be a 'where-wolf?'.
Hmmmm....Sad right?

-Raj

This happened one night at the dinner table. Ameya and I were discussing the sad plight of Indian Airlines. The food, the service...and of course the air-hostesses. Someone passed a comment that those on the Indian Airlines were aunties. Someone else retorted saying that 'Grannnies' was a more suitable word. Then suddenly the talk shifted to the fact that Indian Airlines had undergone a major makeover, the name-change, new colours and all.
Well...one thing that we all desperately hope is that the planes are totally revamped !!!

-Raj

This one is by Jitha

A man walks into a bar and says 'Ouch!'

-Raj