Please Humour Us

At lunch today we were discussing about some new movies coming up.
Ameya mentioned Mr. Prime minister by Dev Anand.
At this Ashok recalled some of the nice movies done by Dev Anand before.
He said the Jewel Thief was very good and so was the movie Guide.

Raj asks - "Is Guide a book by R.K. Narayan?"
Ashok - "No. It is a guide, not a novel."

-Jitha

Omkiran and Siddharth Verma are sitting next to each other and Omkiran says "I am hungry". Sid replies, "And I am Bulgaria".

-Tejaswi (courtesy Malavika)

This one happened today evening. Sumanth comes over to Jaggy's cube with saying he had another issue.
Jaggy: How is it that you always come to me for issues?
Well...maybe Jaggy could keep a box of tissues in his cube. Then Sumanth could come over for both issues and tissues.

-Raj

This happened just before lunch today. Jitha was trying his best to get Ameet and Harsh to get off their work and go for lunch. Ameet takes the opportunity to treat Jitha as a waiter and actually orders for something like a naan and some sabji. Harsh follows up with his own order: "Death by Chocolate!". Exasperated as he is, Jitha still finds his touch to squeeze in a gem.
Jitha: Alright, I'll change my name to 'Chocolate' and kill you! Then you'll get your death by chocolate.

-Raj

From my cube I saw TCR hold a CD cover in VP's cube. So I rushed in there to see which movie it was. There it was some notes kept in a cover which looked like a CD cover.
So VP said it was not CD but it was a AB.
I asked him why AB.
He said as those notes had "text" and as text starts from AB it is AB.
Finally I corrected him saying text need not start from AB but surely the english alphabets' series starts from AB.

Basically we can conclude on one thing that our VP has the eligibility to join our elite group and be given access to share his talent with us.

-Tejaswi

This one is a gem from mayank....

He says this about the inclusion of Ranjith into his team.

"Woh run banayega aur hum jeeth jaayenge.... isiliye Ranjith"
Puneet was about to kill himself after this !!

-Jitha

Teju told me that the Indian Airlines was renamed to Indian.
We were contemplating how weird it would be using the name.
Raj mentioned that even Swiss airways had it !!

The bad PJ starts now:
If you are flying in some airlines and the swiss one is flying next to you,
you would be sleeping next to the swiss (given that you are sleeping in ur airlines of course)

-Jitha